Musings of a Dead Parrot

Do you read the inspirational words on church signs? Ever want to change them around to make something funnier, more irreverent? This site is the creative outlet you have been seeking:
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

Just click on a design, enter up to four lines of text then click on the button to generate the sign. You can have the church offering congratulations in Yiddish to new parents as I did above. Or you can be more sacriligious, like having the church advertise a weekly study group and lap dancing . . .