Musings of a Dead Parrot

I once received an email at work from the owners of some commonly-accessed databases. The email was announcing that the databases would be unavailable over the weekend while the servers on which they resided were moved to a new facility. The note concluded, "We apologize for any incontinence that this causes you."

I was so upset that I peed in my pants.

# posted by The O'Brien's Team @ 8:31 PM