Musings of a Dead Parrot

This theory of Lost's deeper philosophic meaning definitely appeals to my inner nerd. It might even be right. Perhaps we'll find out by 2010. By then, fans like me can hope to be introduced to characters named for Schopenhauer, Kierkegaard, Heidegger, Nietzsche and John Stuart Mill. Or Spock. I really want to hear someone on Lost say, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

'Lost,' a la Descartes